few yesterdays ago, quite distant from my perspective if I am to be honest, I used to go every Saturday with my dad to show us and watch scary movies Churro, the kind that makes Laughter holiday is disturbing and bloody to unimaginable levels. Paraded before me a huge amount of movies saved that while some good-looking actor, history and effects were the same shit made film.
And although I drew laughter, and I should mention that I eat as I watched many kilos increased, there are some that definitely sucked it had no mother and made it after seeing them felt it was better to occupy my time on something else productive as counting the lumps from the ceiling.
Here the small list that I sincerely hope never to see them play.
Children of the Corn II. The
first is a classic, I could not expect less from Stephen King. The purpose of the first are droll not deny it, but consider what year it is, damn, all very well until we ran into this crap movie.
As I recall, and I saw long ago, after all the chaos with the first child, Malachi was his name I think, I do not know if it is well written, I need to see the first issue again, but in the end, then slaughter, the chaos of wanting to kill the car types and all that, it seems all those little brats already surpassed that of "He who walks between the crops. "those of other people decide to relocate both families traumatized child in another county, but one, emo wearing black, obviously, is owned or reveals that" he who walks among the crops is still there, and wants the children back again to kill to provide blood to the fields and the same damn roll.
murder
The only good for my taste, and honestly all I remember is where a little old lady , which would not close precisely these children, will find his cat that is under the house, you know, that kind of houses that are built by simple machines support have a kind of wooden poles. Children feel funny move him to the machinery and make the house fall on you the lady, but fortunately the cat is saved.
effects are unforgivably bad, considering it is much newer, and is worse than put on the cover "Based on a story by Stephen King." It was so bad that I was laughing that laugh that is combined with the pain of others. After that I researched more about it on Google and was relieved to discover that Stephen King had nothing to do with it, and it sounds logical, if he had been involved would have been a mess. The really bizarre was the discovery that in total are six or seven sequels, judging by the trailers, each one is worse than the previous ...
Scream (all deliveries, less than 4, I did not see).
If the first did not move one fiber of my being, what about the other two. Always, always different people disfrzadas the same monkey trying to kill the same chick. Do not add anything, not the monkey siqiuera fly or something. Thus you know what will happen, how it will end all and also the reactions to the murderer are stupid.
murderer's eye. Fuck
, pardon the expression, really, but this itself is a mess with all the letters. I tell a little of the plot.
turns out that a scientist is building a kind of telescope that instead of seeing long distances, see other dimensions. For this, an experiment can not be done with rats, I say, they do not say what is on the other end, do you?. Then the guy looking for some bum who needs money, he takes his lab, he puts a few drops in the eye and makes you look through the telescope, the scientist did not see anything he asks to know what they feel (pardon the I am about to write, but you need to know the why of what remains of the plot). Sale
the wife of the scientist and he asks the tramp "I tickle the eye? - to which he responds to his wife while watching "No, but I tickle the verija. Understand? the guy was a feverish of those who, if possible, even the stones Follari.
turns out that some wanted to see the dimension that gets into the eye of the wanderer, he begins to grow so ridiculous, it leaves the basin and has its own life ... If that does not sound enough eye churro is dedicated to rape women with these red veins on the eyeballs we, sorry you do not know the name right now.
No, no, no, that movie was just the excuse of someone who wanted to see how an almost explicit imitation of an old groping tentacles, there is no choice. The effects seem made for me, and I should clarify that I know so much about it as Dulce María of writing and editing. The eye, not lying, it was a sponge, and the "tentacles" like, you can imagine how it is "squirming" among the old.
was so bad that neither I stayed to finish, the better I got to bathe, but from what my dad said, it seems that eye impregnated old who raped and gave birth to these evil eyes ...
There is another, whose name escapes me, but is that every so often get a road with a monster and chases camionzote almost crushing other drivers, and if it is afraid of looking and swallows. There's a part where you pass over the monster with a car so many times that swear he's dead, but no, he is bastard and combed hairline, therefore, still survives and swallows one of the protagonists.
I swear there are times when I feel I wasted my time watching them, and my money on food for each "function."
-Ryoko-
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