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Friday.

suggests a prize. Yamily, would be good to give options of what they want, after all is for you.

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is very wise saying that "nobody knows what they have until it is lost" and is truth, I admit.

last semester I remember well, some things I have blurred as the subject of physics, which surely reprobaré, but what I have well in mind, mostly because narrate here, I always travel the four hours I was a martyrdom for not doing work or something similar, especially on Fridays. But now that I have not, I want them back because I realize that they were not so bad. I tell

, Monday through Wednesday we worked in the classroom and Thursday and Friday in the lab, cooking, preparing beverages, eating or a waitress and as we attended only one team was all quiet, fun and even like that mess. But all changed when the Fire Nation attacked ... wait, was not it.

began to come the surfeit of doing nothing more than reading, writing and drawing was all a release out, but never left tired, never while I had the kitchen unit. Even the days when I had to carry things from food or topers (Ryoko says "I give a fuck how to write") did for fun and I'm not tired at all. In truth, even still awake when it came to my house, and Fridays from 10:00 am I thought the start of the weekend was like a semi-free third day for me.

day and inevitably pass the semester just obviously I left happier than Ricky Martin on his bicycle without a seat because I did not take any material and holidays seemed just given birth cat, you know, without getting out of bed for other than extremely necessary or at least had a good thing to do. Earlier this semester, as always I went not knowing what to fart with timetable and teachers, but something was rumored that the old and gives us right now, would the teacher, but we wanted to believe it would be naïve one that was as the previous teacher.

Hours pass and I discover that I have two teachers last semester, you damn, that cool, are teachers with whom I passed. Comes the master elementary physics and chaaaaaaan chan chan, I find it more fun to watch me grow nails listening to your class and it is no matter, I clarify because I can see entire physics program where you get even more complex formulas, understand and I like how exposed the issue ... but he did not. Something has sleeping pill that is also always have erect nipples and do not know if it's cold because it does.

Then comes the super English teacher explains to the group who has a PhD in what? I do not know, but it does and it seems to have been the English teacher Joaquin Lopez Doriga (if you know the story the "rite JUAYE" read this.) A super good teacher (I drained the sarcasm of the mouth) which did not want their stuff was written in folder because it "would not be responsible of the leaves lost" even though it might save them in a folder and keep them, then all part of being a teacher is charged with the work of students is not it?.

But Aguantate came tourism and it was my worst nightmare, that teacher that just annoys you see, he hated to look at Ryoko, Jun-chan yesterday and I hated it I hate it since I took a couple of tutoring in first half. It turns out that for this module is more passionate drinks Ricky Martin watching "Brokeback Mountain", and besides that is great to confuse. No matter how hard we work or how well they do things, always, ALWAYS find something bad to her practice to do teams. He did not like the waiters, the food is very simple, that alcoholic beverages are not famous, that have non-alcoholic joke (Ryoko: your fucking mother), which is not well decorated the Congal (Ryoko: if chair cove you click tail) and so on, absolutely nothing is making you feel satisfied, NOTHING. Even

conference we took a wine tasting (tasting is about tasting) and Mr kindly offered a FREE tasting course ... not with that we said "good job guys" ...

Anyway, the point is that we have the same number of hours with her than with the previous teacher and Thursday we practice what want is to get your class on Friday because basically it is for us to be scolded. The hours of this kind are eternal and always is the only teacher who leaves work for the weekends ... as castrating it leaves you and smiles and says "little" ... (Ryoko: Fucking old bitch).

When I was in food on Friday was not very important, even considered a miss would only be because a lack of regular class, which would not hurt tourism and would have nothing because that teacher was cool ... also made him a fellow beard and like them he spoke a lot about me included in the package of "consensual ". Not had the courage of that day, he was always energetic, so much so that I spent out in the center and if he found an acquaintance I had a couple of hours. But Lucifer decided that he should take warning.

new teacher now puts so much work and nothing seems to please her, I go so tired, annoyed and tired that all I want is to get to my house. Already on Friday is a day of napping, because until Jun-chan is rendered to hear complaints, and now strange to be annoyed but not do more than read.

certainly enjoy more of a book that constant nagging that are made as if, at least me, I would devote to it, I think that would presumably at a party, but at a party the only thing they care about is drinking to be bottom up and I doubt they have the ability to wait to make a drink to make it look good with their divisions pretty little sugar.

I want my free time back, I want a teacher than normal and I want a cookie with lemon ice cream ... I know that there is irrelevant, but does not matter.

-Miucha, Ryoko-

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York and Yamily, please choose a prize. Thanks.

Now, to mine.

I remember in elementary school recess time was almost sacred to me. It was the time where you could eat, play up vomiting, and most importantly, go to the bathroom. Now break it so I better mother I spend in the classroom.

Then as to the seven or eight years was all a shame to go to ask permission to go to the bathroom, especially at seven when I had a teacher de'sas with any little thing so they get the genius of that fucking loaded. Every time a friend asked permission to go, leaving him very egg and when it would start saying that we had tooooodo recess to go to the bathroom, which were great, the suck and bla bla bla. Fortunately I was only about six times to the bathroom in my primary (1 ° to 3 ° much of the time), a pretty good figure considering all the soda you drank.

Now, I feel like I'm back to that lovely time when even want to go to the bathroom bad, but obviously we justify what we do can be justified, if you are one of those at the "bath" for missing classes, I'm afraid are a poor fool who did not have enough courage not to enter the campus or tell your mother that just not want to go, but instead those who do go by the need to have my support ... many teachers sometimes exaggerated.

The first time you scolded me for wanting to go to the bathroom I felt bad because the unemployment that I felt I got logical, it is clear that had the six or seven years, and now I think the sermon by other absurd and stupid. Was typical, which all put and do not understand why, but they feel right.

"You have the whole playground to go to the bathroom."

Are you serious? What if I was born shit in the playground, what? chiquita admit that my reaction was "If 'true-but now things are very different.

For starters what is this stupidity of saying you could go at any time, or worse, they tell you "educate your gut to go at another time" ... really? if so, everyone would remove a burden.

-On would have to travel only probe the duration and schedule your buttocks. "There would

bathrooms in many places because, if possible, would you say to your ass" shit until we get home. "

- Can you imagine what would be the market for diapers?.

"The excuse of" I'm going to the toilet "when in fact going to flee the type or tipa would be almost unbelievable and therefore would not help.

would be total chaos if we could tell what time our buttocks may or may not want to shit. But because teachers believe this comment is the most logical sonar is like one day something happened.

- Teacher I can go to the bathroom? -

"Tell me in English-

" I'm going to shit in English, do let me go or not? -

- ... You go-

Do you know the saying better to lose a friend than a gut? Well, I think that only applied to the farts, but you know what I mean. I understand that reprimand is to be nothing major, but quite large right now that we have to consider that the miar at odd hours and he could not be removed, or fart, but do not fuck with. In my fucking life I've gone to the bathroom preparatoriana, I swear, not once have I come to the baths because, first, the stories about her are not very good.

Rumor (besides that it smells and looks) that there are some old ovaries with all the world, muddy their fluids on the walls ... awww, "believed that women were modosita and very clean? then peel it, and you, yes, you the guy who is reading this, if you thought that the old you like or your girlfriend is not well informed you, she and in turn their shit stinks like TOO humanity. Besides that, one day got a little machine, quite useful to have lasted, which was a feminine towel dispenser, you know, for when it's reputísimo day 28. Givest think five dollars you gave back a lever and go, leaving the towel, a true blessing for those who are worth a shit and do not take control of their lives. Chingo

my mother if this machine lasted more than five days, really, in less than five days a starving old, fucked and current putazos opened the dispenser, how did it? I do not know, what did? I have no idea, but chance and went with a brick or something in between weight bastard, who did? surely someone who smells like sour milk.

But continuing, I've never gone to the bathroom why would it be fair for the first time you go, scold me for that?, Do you think is the need to lie when they do?, Do you think that I report or run me? .

-Ryoko-

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Hey, dismissed! Once upon a time ...

not have the slightest idea of \u200b\u200bhow much it bothers me that I talk on the street for no better reason than the time to ask, and yes, often escapes the true question intention, and those who do not on this occasion (the meeting a total stranger who saw a certain way nice) have a dry response from me.

guess it's my aberration to the people who may find worthwhile, but I let myself be guided by first impressions and my first impression covers everything from how I talk to the shows and as hobbies go dress. What am I doing wrong? not quite, 99% of my predictions, with the help of Ryoko, always come out successful. Not for nothing for two years and I met my nii ... in other cases a week would have stopped talking.

But let's what brings me here. Months ago, I could not tell if many or not, soon after I got home last semester came to my door ... it was touching which at first I assumed it was a traveling salesman, and I say this because my house come from Christian crosses to pizza vendors (which I feel is made with milk cheese giant rat.) He was a guy who came to offer a kind of extension studies which, as every woman cautious and aware of where I live, no, I opened the door and attended by the window (I know that sounds like old wagon, but better So to come to allow ourselves to save a lot of beer someone who has more ink on your body than a book).

gave me a huge woolly on this school and so for several minutes, I was tired of high school and frankly I was sick, until do not let her back out for nothing (admittedly touching door to door asking to be horrendous) I told him I was interested in the graphic design (he was serious) and asked my name. Was more or less well.

- What's your name? -

-Elisa-

- Elizabeth? -

"No, Elisa

- With" S "? -

" Yes - Really? that cool, nice name-

"Yes, why? -

" Because I read a novel where Elisa and I went a looking for someone with that name, and you're the first to know the name well-

"Oh, damn"

"My name is Dante-

" As the guy from Devil May Cry "(See, I got the otaku what?).

From there came talk because it happens that the guy is also otaku, it was in time returned to almost complete my entrance into graphic design (computer) failed and eventually retired with the girl who came to make the admissions interview.

I thought I had done that and I even forgot what happened, until a few days ago, a week or slightly more returned to play my door ... he was with another guy. And now the thing was simple was the "last to ask for my email and my cell si algo salía”… Raro. Y no empiezen con conclusiones raras… ¡no lo hagan!… que tipo tan raro.

Saben, hay gente que considera extraño que me guste ver el Rupaul’s Drag Race , que es un concurso de Drag Queens, que básicamente son hombres que se visten de mujeres de forma muy extravagante y hacen playback, cantan, hacen sus trajes y demás cosas. Y de verdad no lo entiendo, digo, yo veo Drag Queens que quieren ganar un concurso y ser la nueva reina; y otros gustan de ver gente emborracharse y andar en peleas estúpidas… cada quien sus gustos, por supuesto.

Es extraño que a alguien le interese eso, lo admito, no todos los pubertos de 16 come and they say "Hey, I like to see a transvestite contest on TV-(I know that a Drag and a transvestite are very different, CLARIFIED), but great design clothes in question, not days, but hours. I guess this is what I like about this program.

For the next post, my childhood trauma ... that never happened or that I never had the opportunity to meet, but I know it's something that unnerves me for six.

-Miucha-

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these days I tell them that I have not posted much because time and experience have decreased because in my high school, apparently, the main thing is to leave no free time for you to live like a normal puberty.

Well today I come to tell you something funny that I said to a girl, the kind that unfortunately you speak but do not want. It was thwarted by a vote that had been done in a page, his favorite actress had won ... I know that may sound crazy but, then, the vote was to see who was the worst influence.

plowed first thing on my mind was how someone could be an influence for you? I say, someone like you is one thing, but it influence what you do and how you do it half stupid, because if they cut my hair for leaving about 15 cm long, and would use me stir up punk clothing would make me look like a man ... just because I like the work of Vivienne Westwood and she was so young. And so would thousands of examples as all the icons that I like or were drug abusers, punk raided more eggs or committed suicide.

The fact is that this list won the favorite actress of that old and she was also a singer of a band that more or less like me and like the old whining was not "normal" rubbed me, "if he won yes it pissed that "... what fart?.

I like something or someone will not every time you leave a negative note about him or her mad me do you?, I think the only time I was bothered by something when they put a few titles by Stephen King in the 10 worst horror movies, but then I realized the book is always better than the movie and the times they were made the truth could improve also this happy "top ten" was in a magazine of puberty, thus someone idiot did it. But in general do not understand people who get angry about things like that, being that the artist in question does not even know of your existence.

more things I give notice, the wine makes me sick. And yes, I talk white or red wine that is so liked by the people pof-pof, as I'm at that stage of alcoholic beverage as we had to do a wine tasting, you know, put some glasses of wine sample (of these little ones) and take a little , distinguish tastes, smells, bodies (say it is like the thickness of the drink) and just smell the white wine said "nel, I would not take that crap."

Have you ever smelled an almost-old cheese? I believe I am not part of the one family that leaves things culinary panela cheese aged a couple of months, but, if they have done and want to check the aroma, then do it and see I'm not a sucker ... well, let's leave in ridiculous because I'm already a sucker.

Bernardina There are things like that or take away the taste so horrendous that it is (basically a little honey with white wine), I tell them, go down all sweet and lighter, which is wine, fleet making you first take the honey and wine and know is only just disgusting. And yes, I have 16 years, I'm not normal and this is why I do not smoke, no drink, no nothing ... and I think for the same wine disgusted me.

And to finish ...

... Mrs. York are requested to ask for a prize and also won his header. Thanks.

-Miucha-

PS: I'll change the header of this coming Thursday to the other, I will change every fortnight Pa'que understand me.