How To Attract A Libra Man

Your ass ... poor things.

York and Yamily, please choose a prize. Thanks.

Now, to mine.

I remember in elementary school recess time was almost sacred to me. It was the time where you could eat, play up vomiting, and most importantly, go to the bathroom. Now break it so I better mother I spend in the classroom.

Then as to the seven or eight years was all a shame to go to ask permission to go to the bathroom, especially at seven when I had a teacher de'sas with any little thing so they get the genius of that fucking loaded. Every time a friend asked permission to go, leaving him very egg and when it would start saying that we had tooooodo recess to go to the bathroom, which were great, the suck and bla bla bla. Fortunately I was only about six times to the bathroom in my primary (1 ° to 3 ° much of the time), a pretty good figure considering all the soda you drank.

Now, I feel like I'm back to that lovely time when even want to go to the bathroom bad, but obviously we justify what we do can be justified, if you are one of those at the "bath" for missing classes, I'm afraid are a poor fool who did not have enough courage not to enter the campus or tell your mother that just not want to go, but instead those who do go by the need to have my support ... many teachers sometimes exaggerated.

The first time you scolded me for wanting to go to the bathroom I felt bad because the unemployment that I felt I got logical, it is clear that had the six or seven years, and now I think the sermon by other absurd and stupid. Was typical, which all put and do not understand why, but they feel right.

"You have the whole playground to go to the bathroom."

Are you serious? What if I was born shit in the playground, what? chiquita admit that my reaction was "If 'true-but now things are very different.

For starters what is this stupidity of saying you could go at any time, or worse, they tell you "educate your gut to go at another time" ... really? if so, everyone would remove a burden.

-On would have to travel only probe the duration and schedule your buttocks. "There would

bathrooms in many places because, if possible, would you say to your ass" shit until we get home. "

- Can you imagine what would be the market for diapers?.

"The excuse of" I'm going to the toilet "when in fact going to flee the type or tipa would be almost unbelievable and therefore would not help.

would be total chaos if we could tell what time our buttocks may or may not want to shit. But because teachers believe this comment is the most logical sonar is like one day something happened.

- Teacher I can go to the bathroom? -

"Tell me in English-

" I'm going to shit in English, do let me go or not? -

- ... You go-

Do you know the saying better to lose a friend than a gut? Well, I think that only applied to the farts, but you know what I mean. I understand that reprimand is to be nothing major, but quite large right now that we have to consider that the miar at odd hours and he could not be removed, or fart, but do not fuck with. In my fucking life I've gone to the bathroom preparatoriana, I swear, not once have I come to the baths because, first, the stories about her are not very good.

Rumor (besides that it smells and looks) that there are some old ovaries with all the world, muddy their fluids on the walls ... awww, "believed that women were modosita and very clean? then peel it, and you, yes, you the guy who is reading this, if you thought that the old you like or your girlfriend is not well informed you, she and in turn their shit stinks like TOO humanity. Besides that, one day got a little machine, quite useful to have lasted, which was a feminine towel dispenser, you know, for when it's reputísimo day 28. Givest think five dollars you gave back a lever and go, leaving the towel, a true blessing for those who are worth a shit and do not take control of their lives. Chingo

my mother if this machine lasted more than five days, really, in less than five days a starving old, fucked and current putazos opened the dispenser, how did it? I do not know, what did? I have no idea, but chance and went with a brick or something in between weight bastard, who did? surely someone who smells like sour milk.

But continuing, I've never gone to the bathroom why would it be fair for the first time you go, scold me for that?, Do you think is the need to lie when they do?, Do you think that I report or run me? .

-Ryoko-