I've noticed that this blog is useless to count more than minutiae that probably does not cause the least thanks to visitors, both those who comment and those that just pass eyelets and ready look. So I decided to make a very simple and basic tutorial to be suckers like me.
Want to run you out of nowhere to go and that absolutely no one in the universe you want? Follow these simple steps and you'll soon see the truck you will want to run the ball all illiterate. All you need is: * A good
domainof cynicism and sarcasm.
* Read at least three books a year and things are not like Twilight and Ghost Girl, because these mothers do not teach new vocabulary. Or instead, you can open a dictionary and find the necessary words. How
spoken and operates a sucker?
Step .
You have to realize that offending people with common words is not fun. My point is that any means a "fuck your mother", "dick face", "whore" and others, but not everyone understands a "crabs disgusting", "clot rectal without charisma, "" living example of what happens when you do not consume folic acid, among others. And yes, you take advantage of that 98% of people have not opened a book in his life.
Unless you can feel that satisfaction that gives you that yes you know what you mean and they do not have no fucking idea, I regret to tell you but you will not be able to use it and feel comfortable. In early times, yes I feel weird that some say "As I do not know what it is, I do not care, but believe me, they care much, so much so that when they return home they ask their mothers what fucking mean what you said .
Step.
powerYou occupy a very good reaction and ingenuity to make the first step. Sounds like a big shit into a small container (ie, believe that's the big deal when, according to that, it is not) but if you do not react well and quickly, you can spend a great phrase sarcastic or may even bother you and you're would stay in the "nothing" thinking with the offense to come back, so read a lot or occupy know many words, not having to squint deep inside your mind because it possibly take so much.
To avoid this you need to read much or at least look up words in the dictionary you find them useful, and why not? once you know a meaning to everything and use it all day so you remember it perfectly and not have to look far into your brain so that it can use.
Step.
A sucker control your character. You can bother you, until he brings you a bitch if you want, but do not explode or hit much less yelling. Like what York thinks of me, go straight to the chile, the root of the problem, or whether you also need to have guts to go with the chick type or the fart and tell him to stop chaos. Example, if you get mad at a guy in your room, your street or even your family, not rub the other surra telling you, no, nothing like that, instead going with the problem and shut up with all your sarcasm and cynicism.
NOTE: You need months of practice to accomplish this. ---------------------------------
The second part of that then write it as the idea just occurred to me in class and even had a chance to develop, Ryoko was the genius behind it. It's frustrating to complete classes ...
I take someone, it is a dog that looks like the commercials for toilet paper, outside of Mexico do not know if I know. Apparently it's a dog that was in a house for a short time, and seeing they could not feed him, decided to throw it into the street ... you know there are many people out there tail. That little dog went as a couple of times I went to the house which to me is quite an achievement considering that everyone is afraid I do not see why if I have the look, but then continued.
I decided to feed the dog but not take care of him, and when I say that I mean shots and all that entails, because I have a take charge of what goes carito, or is it that my dog \u200b\u200bis chique? I do not know.
Another warning is that Lucifer's mercy, I need Yamily York and stop me if they agree with my decision on the headers and tell me what they would like each award. To favor things that are not sent because it would be my first time and I would not screw up ... from then on, whatever.
-Ryoko, Miucha-